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| Oct 17, 2005 1:46 pm |
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re: re: re: re: re: re: Girls are nothing without man |
Sam ..
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We got off the Titanic first.
(Had to get rid of the nagging so that men can die in peace.)
Taxis stop for us.
(Why just Taxi.. trucks, buses, bullock carts, Autos and all other means of transport will.. wouldnt want to miss the eye candy eh!!!)
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
(cant think of a better excuse to sit back and watch the moves.. Eye candy again.. )
No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
(With or without clothese.. Dont we love you anyways.. )
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
(hmmm.. you have a point there. But I dont of any guy shaving any other part of his body other than his face)
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
(Gee.. is that a new trend.. shaking hands was tradition till I realised the rear is available for shaking too)
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
(I know.. but what about undressing.. )
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
(na.. its not just about looking like an idiot.. we know she is an idiot.. else do you think we would venture.. )
We will never regret piercing our ears.
(I totally agree..)
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
(and add to the existing "weight" problems)
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
(True.. Silly Men and silly women - great pair)
Private Reply to Sam .. (new win) |
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